The Flying Fishmonger (Ackleyattack4427's version)/Transcript

''Scene opens up showing the Flynn-Fletcher house. ''

 Grandpa Reg :  And that, ladies and gents, is how I defeated the wild tigers in the Amazon.  Phineas :  Awesome story, Grandpa Reg.  Lawrence :  Well, I'm sure you'll hear plenty more fantastical stories during Gran and Gramp's visit.

''' Ben: Awesome! It’s an honour having Grandpa Reg and Grandma Winifred to visit. It’s also an honour for you to tag along with us, Sam! '''

''' Sam: Thanks Ben. I can’t wait for what adventure we will have today! '''

 Linda :  You know you two, I was thinking me, Lawrence, Candace and Winifred could head to the mall while you and Rej look after Phineas and Ferb while we’re away!

''' Ben: You can count on us Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher. Can’t she, Sam? '''

''' Sam: Of course! You leave the worrying to us! And Rej will do a good job too! '''

 Grandma Winifred <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">:  What a splendid idea! I'd love to treat Candace to some new clothes. <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Candace<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">:  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">(Gasps)  I'll be in the... car.  Phineas:  Hey, Mom. Could we hear some more of Grandpa's cool stories?  Linda:  Sounds good to me.  Lawrence  :  Wonderful. We'll see you boys later.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Ok. Let’s see what Grandpa Rej has in store for us! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Ok Grandpa Rej. Show us what you got!   Grandpa Reg: ''' My boy, what's this behind your ear? It's me scrapbook! ''' Ben: WA? Hey, how did you do that?   Grandpa Reg: ''' It's just a little bit of "How's you're father". I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do.  Sam:  Did anyone catch any of that?

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Ferb <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">:  When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!   Grandpa Reg: ''' Here I am as a young lad. I made my livin' work at the family Fish and Chips shop. But I was destined for bigger things. I was known as The Great Flying Fishmonger. Here's my first jump over my dear mum's tea society. Me jumpin' a whale, a ton of crumpets, the Queen Mum. But there was one jump that haunts me to this day; <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> McGregor's Gorge of Doom.  (Flashback)   (Narrating)  People turned out by the thousands to witness me in my trusty motor bike, the <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Holy Mackerel  , make our biggest jump yet. The event was so massive, I hired a local band to write me a theme song.  Band:   (Dirge-like)  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  He's a Fishmonger, and he flies  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  Grandpa Reg:  But it wasn't exactly a toe-tapper. Then all of a sudden, it started to rain. I had to postpone my great feat. The second go at it weeks later had the same result! And yet another attempt; nothing but blasted rain again.  Man:  Let's go!  Woman:  Yeah. I've got teeth not to brush.  (Flashback ends)   Grandpa Reg:  Over the years, my eyesight went, and with the lumbago...  (Grunts)  ...Sciatica...  (Creaking) ...Bursitis and... Wait for it...

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Wait for what? '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">(Boing!) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">'<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Sam:Wow! '

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Grandpa Reg:  Trick knee, jumpin' McGregor's Gorge is an intention lost to the past.  Ben:  '''Wow, Reg. So whatever did you do with the Holy Mackerel? <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Grandpa Reg: ''' She's right over there. Athough I see your mother turned her into a lamp.  Phineas:  Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Ben, you and Sam can help!

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: I’d love to help you and Ferb Phineas, but I have to go to the mall to get a new Thomas & Friends video game but I’m sure Sam would love to help out! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Woah woah woah WHAT? Ben, if Mrs Flynn-Fletcher sees that you’re not looking after Phineas and Ferb you’re goanna get busted! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Don’t worry about it. Just do as best as you can, Sam! I believe in you! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Aww thanks Ben! I’ll do it! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Candace:  Oh, Grandma, you're gonna love this mall! I'll show you my favorite store, and there's this little dress that--  (Ding)  Hmm...  (Dialing)  <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Stacy, I have a strange feeling that ground just broke into my backyard. I need you to get over there and tell me what's going on.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">(Trucks beeping)   Phineas:  Judging from this photo of McGregor's Gorge, we're right on track! Who's the tiger?

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: I’m not sure, but whoever it is must have a pretty good eye!  <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Isabella <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">: ''' Hey, Sam! Whatcha doin'?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">''' Sam: Oh, hey Isobella! I’m looking after Phineas and Ferb while the others are at the mall. Ben was supposed to be here buuuuuuuuuut he went out to get a new Thomas and Friends video game and left me in charge! If you want to know what Phineas is doing, you should ask him! '''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); line-height: 115%; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Isabella <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; line-height: 115%; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">:  Hey, Phineas! Whatcha doin'?  Phineas:  Hey, Isabella: We're helping Grandpa Reg fill his crushed dreams.  Isabella:  Where's Ferb?  Phineas:  He's in the garage restoring the mackerel.  (Fizzing)   Isabella:  Cool. Well, I brought this cute, little toy over for Perry. Where is he?  Phineas:  Huh. I don't know.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">''' Sam: Wow. She’s the only one who doesn’t say it more often! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Carl <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">:  Oh, hey, Agent P. Monogram's thrown his back out... <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Major Monogram <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">:  I'm on the floor, Agent P.  Carl:  ... So I'll be giving you your assignment, okay? Okay.  Major Monogram:  Do a closeup.  Carl:  Huh? Oh, yeah. Huh.  (Beep) (Clears throat)  <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); text-decoration: none; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Doofenshmirtz has been purchasing some suspicious items: Bags of sand, and extra-long shoelace. We know he's up to no good. Get out there and see what he's up to.  (At Major Monogram)  How was that?  Major Monogram:  Just hand me my pills, Carl.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Grandpa Reg:  What's all the kerfuffle, lads?

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: We’re walking and walking and walking and we’re still walking and there!  You can open your eyes now. <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Grandpa Reg: ''' Blimey! It's McGregor's Gorge and the Holy Mackerel! Ferb, you've restored my pride and joy! But, uh, I can't operate a motorbike in my condition. Remember the-

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Don’t tell me! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">(Boing!) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">'''<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Sam: Yeah that’s it!   Phineas: ''' No problem. Ferb's tricked out the whole bike. Lumbar support, padded seating, ergonomic controls, and the best part - Side cars, one for us,one for Sam and one for Ben… if he shows up! See, as much as we wanna help you fulfill your dream, we also really want to jump a gorge.  Grandpa Reg:  Well, then you'll come with me. The Flyin' Fishmongers shall jump again!

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Why do I have a feeling this is extremely dangerous? '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">(Fanfare)   Grandma Winifred:  Oh, my dear. You look like a queen! Brava!  Candace:  Uh, can we get out of here, like, NOW? Before anyone I know happens to see—

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Oh my gosh Candace! You look… amazing! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Candace: Ben? What are you doing here? I thought you, Sam and Grandpa Reg were looking after the boys! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Oh yeah about that! I was goanna get a new Thomas & Friends Video Game, but unfortunately they said they were out of stock forever and I kinda left Sam in charge! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Candace: Wait a minute. SAM’s in charge?! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Yeah he is. Uh oh!   Candace: ' (Phone rings) '' Hello? Oh, hey, Stacy.  (At Linda)  Mom! Stacy just told me the boys built a huge gorge in our backyard!  Linda:  That hat might be a bit too tight.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Boy I’ll say. There’s no way Sam could have let the boys do that. But just in case, I better find a TV! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; vertical-align: baseline; mso-line-height-alt: 14.25pt;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.! <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪ <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Doofenshmirtz  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">:  Oh, just come in! Into my trap! Yes! Sticky flypaper, Perry the Platypus!  (Laughs)  Quick story? Back in Druselstein in the days of my youth, there was a bully named <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Boris, and he always wore big, black boots. They called him "Big Black Boots Boris". He was always kicking sand in my face. When I was in the sandbox; Sand. My first date; Sand! Balancing my checkbook; Sand! The beach-- Oddly enough nothing. But I couldn't relax, because I kept waiting for it. Now, though, he will be the one doing the waiting. Behold! The  Now who'd blinded by sand-Inator ! Or maybe the  Who's crying now-Inator  or, something like-- Something with the "Inator" suffix. In any case, it's a giant sand kicking machine! You see, Perry the Platypus, Boris has moved to the Tri-State Area, so now, I am going to cover his entire house in sand!  (Laughs maniacally) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Baljeet <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">:  Come see The Flying Fishmonger jump McGregor's Gorge! Tell your friends! <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Buford <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">:  Do you know how dumb you look?  Baljeet:  I thought it would be a good way to get more attention.  Girl (Cindy):  I love your outfit. It's so cute.  Baljeet:  Gorge!  Buford:  Gorge jump!  Baljeet:  Fishmongers fly again!  TV Announcer:  Come see The Flying Fishmonger jump the gorge; Live.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: GASP! Oh my dammit. If Mrs Flynn-Fletcher sees it, me and Sam will be busted! I better not let Candace see… '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Candace:   (Gasps)  That's our yard! Mom, Mom! Come here! You gotta see this!

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Oh no you don’t! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"> (Ben points the romote at the tv)   TV Announcer:  Sponsored by Gorgeous Cream Pore Paste.  Linda:  Oh, honey, you're pores aren't that big.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Phew. I better go warn Sam before they get back! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Phineas:  And now, what you've all come to see, The Flying Fishmongers!  (Crowd cheers)  And here to play the Fishmonger's anthem are Isabella and the <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Fireside Girls <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: windowtext; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">conducted by SamTheThomasFan1.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Okay girls. And a one and a two and a one two three four… '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Fireside Girls:   (Dirge-like)  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  He's a fishmonger, and he flies  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">'''<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Sam: Wow. This is a theme tune? It’s not even good! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">(Ben enters huffing and puffing) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">'''<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Sam: Ben? What are you doing back so soon? '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Ben: Sam, the family are on their way ba… 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">(Thunder crashes)   Grandpa Reg:  Well, me boy, looks like I'll never get to fulfill my dream.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: That was a relief. Now we can put this all back before we all get into trouble! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Awwwww and we were just about to roll the gorge! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Phineas:  Hey, guys. You can stop playing. Wait a second. Start again.  Fireside Girls:   (Dirge-like)  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  He's a Fishmonger--  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Phineas:  Stop. Start.  Fireside Girls:   (Dirge-like)  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  He's a Fishmonger... <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Phineas:  Grandpa, the song's so dreary, it's causing it to rain. Why don't we pep it up a little?  Grandpa Reg:  Pep away, me boy.  Phineas:  Hey, Sam! Crank it up a notch!  Sam:  '''You got it, Phineas! All together!'''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"> Ben: Oh no! 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  (Song:  <span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> The Flying Fishmonger (song)  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Choir:  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  Holy, Holy Mackerel (X4)  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Phineas:  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  He's bald on top, he's got an artificial hip  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪ He's gonna take a hop, he's gonna take a trip  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪ He's weak in the knees, and he can't find his keys  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪ But put your hands together, 'cause he's here to please  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪ He's a Flyin' Fishmonger  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Fireside Girls:  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  (Flyin' Fishmonger!)  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Phineas:  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  He's a Flyin' Fishmonger  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Fireside Girls:  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  (Death-Defying wonder!)  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Phineas:  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  He's a Flyin' Fishmonger with nerves of steel  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪ He's got an old blender motor and a pair of wheels  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">'''<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Sam: Come on Ben. Join in the fun! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Ben: No Sam we really need to (screams)   (Motor revving) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Newspaper Boy:  Extra, extra! Fishmonger,two youtube people and kids jump McGregor's Gorge!  (Crowd cheering) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">'''<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Ben: Oh my damiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">'''<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Sam: Wahoo! ''' Extra, extra! Fishmonger,two youtube people and kids plummet to their doom!  Grandpa Reg:  Maybe we should have let it rain!  Phineas:  Don't worry, Grandpa! We've got a backup plan!

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Backup plan?! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Phineas:  ''<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Sam! ''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">'''<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Sam: You got it, Phineas! Prepare for infinity and beyond!   (Pulls lever, Plane wings come out)   Grandpa Reg: ''' Good show!  (Wing breaks)   Newspaper Boy:  Extra, extr-- Aw, forget it. ''' Ben: Well does anyone have their final words?   Grandpa Reg: ''' Spot of tea? ''' Ben: No thanks! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Candace:  Dad, can we speed up this pony ride a little?  Lawrence  :  Honey, I'll have you ladies home in two shakes of a lamb's tail.  (Tires screech)  Woo! That was a close one.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">(Telephone lines stretch; Boing) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">'''<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Sam: Wow. And I thought the Troublesome Trucks Ride at Thomas Land was more dangerous than this! '  (Tires screech) ''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">'''<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Ben: I’ll take it from here! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  (Pulls wing, throws it in water) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  (Bounce house deflates) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Kids:  Aw.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Wow. How was that even possible that we were goanna jump on to a bounce house? '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Beats me! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  (Engine revving) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  (Crowd cheers) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Grandpa Reg:  Good show, me boy! Good show!

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Wahoo. That was the most fun experience of my life. How about you, Ben? '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"> (Ben huff and puffs) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Don’t… ask! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"> (Ben faints)   (March theme) 

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">  Doofenshmirtz:   (Laughs)  The home of my former nemesis. Time to kick a little sand, eh, Perry the Platypus? <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪ Perry! <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪ Tube socks? What is this, 1974? Well, it's too late now!  (Button beeps)  Oh! What are you doing?  Grandma Winifred:  Home again, home again.  Candace:  Ah, finally!

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Oh no. Here comes the family! Sam, we have a situation! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Not now Ben. Reg is about to say thank you!   Grandpa Reg: ''' Thank you, lads. For helping this old codger fulfill his dream.  Candace:  Ha! You guys are so busted!

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Oh no we’re too late! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Candace:  Look at this, it's better than I thought! There's no way you're gonna get out of this one! Oh, Mom! Mom!

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Do you have a plan to get out of this, Sam? '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Not unless a truck filled with earth is goanna cover up the gorge and then rain turns it into grass but how would that ever happen? '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Doofenshmirtz:  Cut it out, Perry the Platypus! No grabbies! Ha! No stopping it now!  (Bucket clangs, Wind gusting)  Even on my Sand-Kicking machine; Sand!  (Bucket clangs, Boot flies, Soil patches gorge)  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪ Agent P!  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪ Curse you, Perry the Platypus!  Grandpa Reg:  Must say, love the new anthem.  Phineas:  Hey, Perry.  Grandpa Reg:  But I do miss the old one. Couldn't I hear it one last time?  Phineas:  You got it, Grandpa!

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Hold on. Get your umbrella, Ben! Okay girls, go ahead!   Isabella/Fireside Girls: '  (Dirge-like)  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  He's a Fishmonger, and he flies (X2)  <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 15pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">♪  (Grass grows)   (Birds chirping) ''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">'''<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Sam: Wow. The thing I never thought would happen happened! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">'''<span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Ben: Well the good thing is we’re safe and just in time because Candace is about to come out with Mrs Flynn-Fletcher just about… now! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">Candace:  These four have really done it this time, Mom. Look what they did to the backyard.  Linda:  Wow! You guys made the lawn look great! Oh, it's all weeded and watered. Oh, well done.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Ha got you that time Candace. Na na ne na na!   Candace: ' I... I...  (Squeaks) '' I...  Linda:  What else did you do today?  Grandpa Reg:  Well, these two roister-doisters wheeled out me old iron, built a crackin' match for McGregor's Gorge, and helped this daft ol' git one last knees-up.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: What did he say, Ferb? '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: rgb(253, 91, 8); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;"> Ferb <span lang="EN-GB" style="padding: 0in; border: 1pt windowtext; color: black; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 10pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0in;">:  I have absolutely no idea.

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Ben: Welcome to my world! '''

<p style="background: rgb(241, 241, 241); margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.25pt; vertical-align: baseline;">''' Sam: Touchḗ! '''